December 5, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. The Navy is looking into who secretly filmed female officers of a submarine crew while they were showering and changing clothes aboard the boat’s unisex bathroom. Maybe ask the guy who keeps...
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1. Sunday’s SuperBowl drew a record 114.4 million viewers. So Marshawn Lynch wasn’t the only spectator on that last play. 2. After winning the SuperBowl Sunday night, possibly concussed Patriots wide...
View ArticleFebruary 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. A new study suggests that smoking may kill 60,000 to 120,000 more people in the U.S. each year than previously thought. After adjusting the numbers, cigarettes are now responsible for the second...
View ArticleMay 1, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. The California ALCU launched a mobile app on Thursday that will let bystanders record cell phone videos of police misconduct and then send the footage to the organization’s computer server. And, in...
View ArticleJune 5, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to sources, Jeb Bush will announce his bid for the Republican presidential nomination on June 15 in Miami. So now, once again, John Travolta’s sexuality is the world’s worst kept secret....
View ArticleOctober 27, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. During an interview Tuesday night, Newt Gingrich accused Fox News’ Megyn Kelly of being, “fascinated with sex.” Luckily the most reliable cure for a fascination with sex is hearing Newt Gingrich...
View ArticleApril 26, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Experts say that software vulnerabilities in an app that allowed Hyundai cars to be started remotely made the company’s vehicles susceptible to high-tech robbers. Luckily, the company’s back-up...
View ArticleMarch 23, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, O.J. Simpson ripped Colin Kaepernick’s “bad choice of attacking the flag.” And by that I assume Simpson means Kaepernick should have attacked the flag and a waiter. 2. Over...
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